Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Changes In "The Hills"

So, did you watch The Hills last night? It was boring.

Lauren needs to get some new friends and/or start being a better friend herself.

Lo should move back to Laguna, get a job at Merril Lynch and find herself some old rich guy to marry, who thinks all of her snobbery and pouting is cute.

Stephanie Pratt had enough foundation on her face to sink a ship.

Brody is still looking for a PAR- TAY.

Audrina didn't say much and why should she. She gets paid WAY less than Speidi! Not fair MTV!

And this was NOT in last night show but Whitney has got herself a new gig.

It was confirmed to NYU On The Record that Whitney is now working at Diane Von Furstenberg and started working there yesterday. Lucky girl. I love DVF!

Does it mean she is no longer working for the People's Revolution? Don't know cuz she is only interning in the PR department at DVF. Can't see how she could do both jobs though.

Rumor has it that she will also be getting her own spin-off show too. MTV has been filming DVF offices all week so you never know.

DVF has also hired one of Whitney's friends. Sounds like a show to me.

And on a side note... Have you seen the pay scale of what everyone earns on The Hills? Here is the breakdown:

Lauren Conrad: $75,000 per episode
Heidi Montag: $65,000 per episode
Spencer Pratt: $65, 000 per episode (FOR WHAT?)
Audrina Partridge: $35,000 per episode (She shouldn't have been so nice to Lo)
Whitney Port: $20,000 per episode
Brody Jenner: $10,000 per episode
Lauren "Lo" Bosworth: $10,000 per episode
Stephanie Pratt: $8,000 per episode
Frankie Delgado: $0 per episode


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hahaha this is great! I definitely agree that The Hills is getting way lame. Check out this other parody recap of the latest episode...made me laugh!